bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

(via australiansanta)


dothelittlethings:

I laugh so much because there isn’t a truer post

(via mirandafuckinglawson)


ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

(via buttchou)


yungspic:

u know he dead

yungspic:

u know he dead

(via buttchou)


pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

(via holy-triangles)


professor-pigeon:

This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever

professor-pigeon:

This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever

(via holy-triangles)


bunnyhug:

phenomenal comment chain on a lyric video for nicki minaj’s verse from Monster

bunnyhug:

phenomenal comment chain on a lyric video for nicki minaj’s verse from Monster

(via australiansanta)


kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via agendersugawara)


justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

(via remonraimu)