hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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nepetalast:

sheyna-sterling:

pissy-little-aquarius:

why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

is this a new thing to you

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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

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pussysista:

After smoking weed one time:

image

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me playing bioware games

me: *completes incredibly minor fetch quest*
me: *goes to speak to every companion to see if they have new dialogue*

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(via holy-triangles)


greetings-from-paradise:

mirificentia:

WHY DID THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY

THIS MADE MY DAY I AM SMILING SO MUCH

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